Saturday, July 28, 2007

Jew for Jesus

Through the wonder that is the internet, I've come to realize that I'm obsessed with Jesus Christ; but not in the way one would think. I guess, specifically, I'm obsessed with images of Jesus - especially funny ones.
Having been raised a non-practicing Jew (aka "reformed"), I'm technically not even supposed to believe in Jesus (I'm not even sure if I really do). As I understand it, my people refuse to even acknowledge that he ever existed; I think they were mad that he didn't stay a carpenter, and that he came up with a more marketable (and consequently more popular) religion. I don't know the exact story behind it.

I haven't found anything Jewish on the internet that's even remotely as hilarious as some renderings of Jesus. But then again, the Jewish religion isn't the most uplifting (in an ironic twist, one of the only funny things about it is how depressing it is). Though some of the Jewish images I've found were a little bit funny, they paled in comparison to some of my favorite Jesus ones.

Here are a few good Jewish ones I was able to find:





Three images! That's it. In all of the internet, I couldn't find any other funny Jewish images.
And the Jesus pics totally trump them...

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...and my all-time favorite:

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With this kind of evidence, is it any wonder why the Jewish religion is in decline? For a religion that seems to churn out the best comedians, the Jews are really lacking in internet hilarity.

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